JOKES……….

                                                Tips for telling a joke

1. Make sure you know the joke and can get it straight before you tell it
2. Keep it short and sweet
3. Avoid telling one joke after another, and give others a chance to tell a joke
4. Jokes are suppose to be funny, not hurt someone feeling
5. Learn to tell a joke without laughing until you are finished

FOLLOW THIS RULES AND AUDIENCE WILL BE YOURS TILL NIAGARAFALLS     

                                              RIDDLES

1. What is the most difficult train to catch-The12:50, because it 10 to 1 if you.
2. What tongue can wag and yet never utter a word-The tongue of your shoes
3. What is smaller than an ant’s mouth-What the ant eats.
4. What is the thing you can break when you says it is name-silence
5. Where can everyone always find money when they look for it-In the dictionary
6. What is the differences between here and there-The letter “t”

 

                                             DICTIONARY OF NATIONS

1. What nation is a fortune-telling nation-Divination
2. What nation is tough on rats-Extermination?
3. What nation is a fanciful nation-Imagination
4. What nation is dreaded by students-Examination
5. What nation is a religious nation-Denomination
6. What nation is a learning nation-Inclination?
7. What nation is a dramatic nation-Impersonation

               

What word of six letters contains six words besides itself, without transposing any of its letters?

Answer: herein=he, her, here, ere, rein, in

1. In what common word, does the letter 0 sound like letter I?-Women
2. Name two words that begin with p ,in which the p is silent?-psalms and pneumonia
3. Name three common words containing the letter B in which the B is silent?-doubt,  debt, subtle
4. What word, by changing the position of one letter, turns into its opposite?-united

 WHAT WORD IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE CONTAINS THE GREATEST NUMBER OF LETTER?

It is some chemical with 1185 letters: acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminylphenylalanylvalylphenyetc

2^nd longest word: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocanoconiosis [45 letters]

3rd longest word: supercalifragilisticexpialidocious [34 letters]

4^th longest word: Hyperpolysyllabicsesquipedalianist [34 letter]

5^th longest word: Floccinaucinihilipilification [29 letters]

6^th longest word: Antidisestablishmentarianism [28 letters]

By  Aina Bukola